crazy...sexy...cute...

perfect balance

2006-03-28T07:37:00.000+08:00

Like pieces of a puzzle, the many different aspects of your being come together to form the person that you are. You work and play, rest and expend energy, commune with your body and soul, exalt in joy, and feel sorrow. Balance is the state that you achieve when all of the aspects of your life and self are in harmony. Your life force flows in a state of equilibrium because nothing feels out of sync. While balance is necessary to have a satisfying, energetic, and joyful life, only you can determine what balance means to you.

Achieving balance requires that you assess what is important to you. The many demands of modern life can push us to make choices that can put us off balance and have a detrimental effect on our habits, relationships, health, and career. In creating a balanced lifestyle, you must ascertain how much time and energy you are willing to devote to the different areas of your life. To do so, imagine that your life is a house made up of many rooms. Draw this house, give each part of your life its own room, and size each room according to the amount of importance you assign to that aspect of your life. You can include family, solitude, activities that benefit others, healthy eating, indulgences, exercise and working on self. You may discover that certain elements of your life take up an inordinate amount of time, energy, or effort and leave you with few resources to nurture the other aspects of your life. You may want to spend less time on these activities and more on the ones that! fulfill you.

A balanced lifestyle is simply a state of being in which one has time and energy for obligations and pleasures, as well as time to live well and in a gratifying way. With its many nuances, balance can be a difficult concept to integrate into your life. Living a balanced existence, however, can help you attain a greater sense of happiness, health, and fulfillment.

self love

2006-03-02T20:26:00.000+08:00

self love photos... inspired by a cousin ü

looks familiar

2006-03-02T13:43:00.000+08:00

galing ng ate ko! hehe! i got this from my sister. she took this picture of us and then edited it together with the other pic. astig.

keanna on Pinoy Big Brother

2006-02-23T09:35:00.000+08:00

the wisdom of keanna: text BB KEANNA send to 2331

Keanna: "Di ko alam na pinag-uusapan ako kasi ba't naman ako nila paguusapan? di ko naman bertdey" __________________________________________________
Keanna: "Andami kong pimples wala kasing moisturizer eh"
Rico: "Ano ?"
Keanna: " Bakukang..andami kong bakukang( pertaining to her pimples)"
Rico: " Anong bakukang?"
Keanna: "Insekto..(tapos sabay hipo sa mukha niya)" __________________________________________________
Keanna" "Buti na lang pinaligo na tayo, akala ko kasi sa Sabado pa puwedeng maligo. Paano kaya sila matutulog non?" ( now, i dont get this. tayo tapos sila?)
__________________________________________________
Keanna to Koya: (About not taking bath) Pakiramdam ko po kasi hindi na ako FRESH.
__________________________________________________
Keanna: "Rustrum!!"
Roxie: "Rustom hindi Rustrum!"
Keanna: *deadma mode" pakealam mo? mayaman ako sa letter R! __________________________________________________
Some excerpts from Pinoy Big Brother and Keanna Reeves.
You can just love her for being herself.
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Keanna: (habang nagwawalis) "Hindi ako makatulog na madumi ang bahay kasi. tapos mahilig pa kayong magkape. gusto ko tuloy kayong paluin"
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Keanna: Ang hirap kaya mag-dishwasher __________________________________________________
Keanna ay nagpa-fashion show sa harap ng mga housemates habang nagpo-pose:
Keanna - "Dapat pala ay mag-pouch ako"
Housemates - "Pout hindi pouch( tapos halakhakan)"
Keanna - "Eh ano yung pouch past tense" __________________________________________________
RULE: Bawal galawin ang furnitures ng wala akong pahintulot
Keanna: edi bawal pala gamitin yung rocking chair? kasi gagalaw yun __________________________________________________
Keanna: "John Prats! John Prats! Kunin mo nga yung chicken." (hahhahahahh! Full name talaga? ) __________________________________________________
Keanna: (from the rule book) si big bra.. brother ang magbibigay sa inyo ng mga kakailanganing gamit...(thinks)... e bat di natin makita ung kamay ni
big bradir eh sya pla magbibigay( sbay twa sila..) __________________________________________________
ZANJOE: Yung kapatid ko ZANDRO...
KEANNA: Lahat kayo start sa 'S'?? __________________________________________________
Keanna: "Ay naku wala na pag-asa tayo mag-modern times. Ito pa din ang toothbrush...Talagang back to BISIKS tayo __________________________________________________
Keanna - "Streppers ako"

birthday dinner

2006-02-22T20:53:00.000+08:00

we celebrated my birthday yesterday with a garden dinner. my mum had the food wrapped up from our favorite chinese restaurant so that i won't be cooking for my own birthday. i just baked one of my favorite cakes and that's it. we ate dinner together with a few relatives at our very own garden. and one thing's for sure, my diet was ruined. good thing i'm working out regularly! hehehe...

For the food: we had Yang Chow fried rice, all-time fave pancit canton, shanghai and the famous Steamed Fish in Soy Sauce. Mmm... simple yet so scrumptuous!

After eating in the garden tent, we had a few snap shots of ourselves.

After all the food that we ingested, we indulged ourselves to a slice or two of this home-made Devil's Food cake and some Merlot red wine. Such a wonderful combination!

A few more snap shots...look at my oh-so-red father! hehehe...

and of course, a little happy & poised pose of me!

salespeople... kwentong totoo

2006-02-20T16:24:00.000+08:00

after working out at the gym, my sister and i headed for the nearest mall to buy the fitness gloves that we would be needing for the gym. we ate luch and decided to stroll around the area while i buy around the remaining stuff for batchi's upcoming birthday.

we came across to this "tiangge" stall. we decided to browse the shirts on the racks. here, the story begins...

donna: uy ate! ito o! maganda ito... bagay syo.
ate: oo nga. sige hanap pa tyo. wag naman black para hindi pareho. eto don. bagay syo 'to.
donna: oo nga. sige kunin ko na. pati ito. ayan. ok na yung dalawa. ikaw?
ate: wala nang maganda e. iyan nalang.
tindera1: miss, kukunin nyo na ba yan? naiihi na kasi ako eh.
donna: oo. (sabay kuha ng 500 bill)
tindera1: miss, wala ba kayong barya? wala kasi akong panukli eh.
donna: wala eh. (napatingin kay ate)
ate: wala din eh. 120 lang meron ako.
donna: magkano ba lahat?
tindera1: 225 lang. 300 wala ka?
donna: wala. 20 nalang barya ko.
tindera1: uy kwan! (sabi sa isang tindera) pahiram muna ng 200. papalitan ko nalang mamaya itong 500 mamya pagkatapos kong umihi. ihing-ihi na kasi ako eh!
tindera2: o sige. eto o. (sabay abot ng 200)
tindera1: (bumalik na sa pwesto nya) pabantay mamaya nito ha. iihi lang ako.
donna: miss, sa thailand ba ito gawa?

tumingin yung tindera1 sa isang damit na may tag na "MADE IN THAILAND".

tindera1: hindi ho. sa bangkok. (sabay abot sa sukli)
donna: oo nga. (taas ng kilay. pagkakuha ng sukli, umalis na)

hwekhwekhwekhwekhwekhwekhwekhwekhwekhweeeekkk!!!

sa parking lot, tawa kami ng tawa ni ate! mamatay kme sa kakatawa! hanggang sa bank, tumatawa ang isip ko habang nakapila sa counter para mag deposit. langya! hindi nga thailand... bangkok naman!

parati akong ganun. palibhasa sinanay kme ng isang guro ko na maging detalyado sa mga produkto. naging ugali ko ang maging ganun especially kung alam ko ang tungkol sa mga produkto. kung baga, this is just a test to sales people if they know their products. metikuloso kasi akong tao. kapag mali ang sinabi mo, i straight it out. kapag inangasan mo ako, magyayabang ako ng todo. just like these incidents...

SM Cubao department store:

Houseware section: mum ang i are looking for a new dish rack dryer. every year kasi pinapalitan namin.

salesman: good evening ma'am. anong hanap nila?
donna: meron ba kyong dish rack dryer?
salesman: aba meron. ito o... (sabay turo sa dish rack na may takip na parang kyowa pero hindi)
donna: ay ayaw ko yan. gusto ko yung rack lang. walang takip na plastic. kasi tendency nyan madaling mag-stuck e at maliit masyado.
salesman: meron kami pero mahal.
donna: saan?

salesman led me to the kyowa dish racks na walang pinagkaiba sa nauna.

donna: sus ko naman! ang cheap naman nyan! wala na bang mas-gaganda dyan? kasi yung ginagamit namin yung STERILITE AT RUBBERMAID na dish racks eh. wala ba kyo nyan? (sabay taas ng kilay. forever taray.)
salesman: ay sorry po ma'am. wala po kaming ganun eh. (sabay kamot sa ulo.)
donna: di bale na. (sabay alis)

ito pa...

Ladies shoes section. Still SM Dept store.

donna: ga, ito yung shoes na gusto ko.
nino: maganda. nice.
donna: boss, size 7 nga dito. uy ga, naka sale. sa robinson's hindi. swerte. hehe!
nino: uy astig!
salesman: 20% off po iyan ma'am kahit na new arrival.
donna: oo alam ko. size 7 pls.
nino: so magkano nalang kung may discount?
salesman: bale...... (tagal mag isip) oi kwan! magkano nalang ito kung may disount?
salesgirl: ay teka... kunin ko yung calcu.
donna: teka... paki kuha muna ako ng size 7 pls.
nino: boss, size 7 daw para kay misis.
salesman: sige po. oy! ano ba? magkano na?

salesgirl at salesman nag-kumpol sa calcu.

donna: pu~~ ga, paki sabi kuha ako ng size 7. nagmamadali pa tyo. dami pa tyong bibilhin. (init na ulo ko)
nino: boss, paki kuha na pls.
salesman: teka lang po sir. bale... (calculate parin)

lumipas ang 10 seconds

donna: (malakas ang boses) Alam nyo, wala akong pakialam kung magkano pa yan! Kaya kong bilhin ang 5 pairs sa original price ngayon! Kaya pwede ba, paki kuha ako ng size 7! Pinag-aantay nyo mga customer snyo. Kapag hindi pa ako nakakuha ng size 7, sa iba ako bibili. (yabang ko palibhasa may 5000 akong dala na pera ko. hehehe)

nagulantang sila pati mga ibang customers nagalit sa kanila kasi hindi sila pinapansin dahil nagkukumpulan sa calculator at nagtatalo kung magkano ang kalalabasan ng 459php sa 20% discount. galing noh?

haay.. ang pinoy nga naman. marami pa akong incidents sa mga salespeople. pero yun lang ang aking maku-kwento. haha! ibang klase talaga!

sabi ni ate ako ay isang....

BITCH.

haha.

true.

games

2006-02-12T15:02:00.000+08:00

since i don't know what to do with my time on the internet, i decided to download lots of games online. lovey introduced me to "Mystery Case Files: Huntsville" and damn, i was addicted to it. there are also lots of games that are downloadable but the catch is you can only get the 60 minute time-trial version of the game. after 60 minutes, you can now enjoy the 5 minute session per execution of the game. but within that 5 minutes, you can actually enjoy and do things.

here are also some addictive games that can be downloaded and can be played offline:

1. MCF: Huntsville

2. Cinema Tycoon

3. Saints & Sinners Bingo

4. Family Feud

5. Diner Dash

6. Spongebob Collapse

7. Text Twist

8. Flip Words

9. Bookworm

10. Super Bounce Out

these are my top 10. try it! you might get addicted to it... just like me.. hehehe... nag-plug daw ba..?

caught red-handed

2006-02-12T11:01:00.000+08:00

right after mass, we went straight home, changed to home clothes and the kids started playing. mum was inside her room and so are the kids. all of a sudden, mum went out and got a stack of stapled papers and handed it to batchi. you know why? because batchi was caught red-handed doodling on the walls of the room! hahaha! oh man! now, i'll be devoting my precious time scrubbing all the doodles on the walls. bu thankfully, she was just using crayons. hehehe!

phone shots2

2006-02-10T16:53:00.000+08:00

and so on... and on... and on...

Nov. 22, 2005 : @ BLS house.

Dec. 26, 2005 : on the way to Gateway.

Jan. 2006 : @ St. Luke's Hospital.

Jan. 2006 : @ home.

Feb 4, 2006 : w/ lovey.

Feb. 6, 2006 : still @ LSGH.

valentine song

2006-02-10T07:30:00.000+08:00

since valentine's day is fast approaching, i changed my korean fave to an unusual "love" song, which is also one of my fave opm hits. hehe... it's a must hear.

gusto ko na mag work!

2006-02-08T15:22:00.000+08:00

work, work, work! i want to go to work... the problem is... where?

hmm... i'm still pursuing my studies and at the same time work. hard? nope. if ever i find work, i can have my weekends free and when i get my weekends free, i can go and continue my MA degree during saturdays (since its scheduled that way). o diba? mejo toxic lang pero atleast progressing.

konting tyaga at tiis lang ang kailangan para matupad ang lahat ng ito.

kaya ko ito!

phone shots

2006-02-08T14:57:00.000+08:00

dahil sa walang magawa, ito ang kahihinatnan... pero masaya!

- Dec. 26, 2005 : @ the Gateway Mall

- Feb. 4, 2006 : @ the bedroom with lovey.

- Feb. 6, 2006 : @ LSGH.

- Feb. 6, 2006 : @ home.

more to come...

thank you!!!

2006-02-07T13:30:00.000+08:00

salamat naman at sa manila area na sya na-assign. though he will be gone for a day or two to endorse his previous area to another rep. ok lang kasi atleast manila na sya for good... well, sana. atleast now, i can now prepare (again) his food for lunch like i used to do when he was still at Infonxx and araw araw na namin na e-enjoy sya ni batchi.

~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~

mukhang hindi kami matutuloy for my birthday sa beach because my tita will be coming over for a visit. she'll be arriving this coming friday. so it'll be a hectic week. but nino and i have already planned for a wall climbing session either this weekend or next weekend.

~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~

after holy week, baka may team building sila nino. baka sa bora. sasama ako! hahaha! supposedly, i will be starting school this summer pro i decided not to push through it so that i can have my final R&R before the semester begins. at gusto ko pumuntang bora talaga. hehe... syempre iba parin ang beach sa summer. hehehe...

~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~ x ~

pag uwi ni nino today, we will be heading for the gym. haay! salamat naman at makakabalik nko... kay tagal tagal ko nang hinahangad bumalik sa gym kaso daming ginagawa nakakatamad na tuloy. hehe... atleast now, pwede na.

home

2006-02-04T19:37:00.000+08:00

i am not really a big fan of michael buble but that doesn't mean i don't appreciate his music. i actually like 'em. last night, my dad brought home a dvd of michael buble's "Caught in the Act" concert, i instantly fell in love with this song. it's titled "HOME"

this is the actual music video.

missing daddy

2006-02-03T13:16:00.000+08:00

it's really hard to keep up with the daily routines whenever something is missing. there's an empty space inside that is killing slowly...

since he started his new job, i couldn't help but feel lonely. he's been assigned in a town miles away from home that he had to rent out a room for 5 days. the only time i would be able to see and be with him is when he goes home for the weekend. there are also times that he couldn't come home because he had to do reports for the week.

the most depressing part is seeing our daughter's expression everytime she asks where her daddy is. i hate lying so i tell her that daddy is out at work or daddy is working so that he can give you money for you to put in your piggy. i believe she understands the reasons i tell her but what struck me most is that whenever i answer her questions, the smile on her face will fade and would transform into a teary frown. upon seeing this, i rush to the bathroom to cry.

every night as she would hear the beeping car horn, she rushes towards the front door to peek, she would also shout to her daddy. as she peeks outside to see, you could see the twinkle in her eyes hoping to see if daddy came home. the excitement in her never falters and so does her smile.

whenever we can, we pray in silence before she goes to bed. to pray for daddy's safety and that God would whisper to daddy's ears that we love and miss him. i hope daddy misses us too as we are lonely without having him here.

if you could only see the questioning look in her eyes, asking mommy to fetch her daddy from work so that she can have him for good. that struck me most for her eyes are the most expressive ones i saw.

this little girl wanted to give her daddy a message that she hopes that she could be with her longer and not go so far away again...

...if only he can...

growing up

2006-02-03T08:52:00.000+08:00

in less than a year after batchi tunrned 1, she learned new things that i only taught once. like after she drinks from her bottle, may it be milk, juice or water, she gets the bottle cover and covers it herself and returns it inside the small ref. she also knew how to throw her trash in the trash bin. and she always say "thank you" whenever she gives and receives something from someone, like a kiss or a hug and she would always say "please" in every after request she makes.

she can also converse with adults though not so clearly but she still tries understanding us. whenever she wanted something that she cannot reach, she would take your hand and pull you and point the things that she wanted. whenever her lampin has been unfolded, she would give it to her mommy and says, "mommy, pin pls." because she wanted it folded. she also obeys the adults every time she's being reprimanded and is loving every minute she takes her medicine.

so sweet, so innocent, so bright, so intelligent.

that's my baby big girl!

chinese astrology

2006-02-01T09:10:00.000+08:00

even after the chinese new year has passed, the craze for the chinese new year hasn't come to an end... well, for me, not yet.

i was born in the year of the rooster. last year was favorable to me despite the hardships i've encountered especially in my health. now, what has the year of the firedog has prepared for me...

Rooster Overview

Your personality will tend to bloom this year -- you'll be less secret, less withdrawn than usual; you'll look more for the company of others. The year will be most favorable to extolling your creative talents. The stars will incite you to exploit your hidden resources, and their usefulness will not be limited only to your affairs or to your home. Set your imagination free! Beware, however! Your tendency toward compassion will be increased this year. It's possible that it will induce you to take care of others to the point of imposing on yourself heavy financial or other burdens. Don't let yourself be moved by the misfortunes that others will describe to you in a deliberately tragic manner. Assure yourself of the validity of what people tell you before granting your aid. Besides, remember that well ordered charity begins with oneself.

Rooster Romantic

First quarter

This astral environment, dominated by the star Hong Loan, should highlight your love affairs. If you're living a regular relation, the time will come for negotiations to find a good modus vivendi or for a strengthening of your relationships. As for single natives, here's a period of passion and enthusiasm. But beware: you'll so much desire to be in love that you may jump rather thoughtlessly on the first person who appears within your reach; a little patience would allow you to choose better and to avoid a possible disappointment.

Second quarter

In spite of the somewhat destabilizing influence of the star Thien Tho, you should be able to find solutions that would allow you to live better with your mate. For this, it will suffice to heed the other one's demands by taking them seriously instead of considering them as mere whims. If you're single, things may get livelier with the arrival of many stars in the love sector; such stars will awaken your charm and your sensuality.

Third quarter

The stars Qua Tu and Thien Quy will these days be well connected to the star Hi Than. This promises you tenderness and sensuality in couple, and also stability and faithfulness. If you're single, on the contrary, it's Quan Pho and Tam Thai who'll be more influential. Now, these two planets will be opposed to the star Hong Loan, the goddess of love, and to the star Dai Hao, the master of ordeals. Therefore, be careful that, if your heart flares up, you do not embark on a love story that would end up disappointing you!

Fourth quarter

Good sentimental period in wait. Everything will go well, and your spouse or mate will be most conciliatory and most sensual. What more could you ask for? If you're single, a passionate climate will fan your sentiments. But you'll be rather naive and you'll tend to believe all the promises that others will make to you. Your enthusiasm may crumble at the end of the period, and this will be for you a good and a bad thing at the same time!

just a thought...

2006-02-01T00:45:00.000+08:00

have you ever felt helpless, depressed and desperate at the same time?

do you know that having these mixed emotions makes you more and more low and you would feel that its sweeping you off your feet from dreams, fantasy and goals and make you feel unbelievably stupid?

did you ever had mixed and weird emotions going through and through your head... just like that?

and that you wanted to do so much more but you can't because you couldn't even move... blink... think... breathe...

and that would be the reasons why you can't alter and mend things the way it should be.

and because of all these emotions, you would just shiver and shrivel in one corner of the room and think until you're restless...

but still have never given up...

the wonders of the mind that boggles one's being. hmmm.... wala lang. just a thought....

baliw.

videos

2006-01-29T18:25:00.000+08:00

visit these sites:

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

i got this site from my cousin's blog. nakakatawa! and guess who won?!!!

http://ainiinwe.blogspot.com/

and this site is my sister's other blog... dedicated for her collection of videos.

grateful

2006-01-29T16:59:00.000+08:00

The World in a Bright Light

Everyday is a blessing, and in each moment there are many things that we can be grateful for. The world opens up to us when we live in a space of gratitude. In essence, gratitude has a snowball effect. When we are appreciative and express that gratitude, the universe glows a bit brighter and showers us with even more blessings.

There is always something to be grateful for, even when life seems hard. When times are tough, whether we are having a bad day or stuck in what may feel like an endless rut, it can be difficult to take the time to feel grateful. Yet, that is when gratitude can be most important. If we can look at our lives, during periods of challenge, and find something to be grateful for, then we can transform our realities in an instant. There are blessings to be found everywhere. When we are focusing on what is negative, our abundance can be easy to miss. Instead, choosing to find what already exists in our lives that we can appreciate can change what we see in our world. We start to notice one blessing, and then another.

When we constantly choose to be grateful, we notice that every breath is a miracle and each smile becomes a gift. We begin to understand that difficulties are also invaluable lessons. The sun is always shining for us when we are grateful, even if it is hidden behind clouds on a rainy day. A simple sandwich becomes a feast, and a trinket is transformed into a treasure. Living in a state of gratitude allows us to spread our abundance because that is the energy that we emanate from our beings. Because the world reflects back to us what we embody, the additional blessings that inevitably flow our way give us even more to be grateful for. The universe wants to shower us with blessings. The more we appreciate life, the more life appreciates and bestows us with more goodness.

malawakang pag-iisip

2006-01-29T16:25:00.000+08:00

grabeng init! nawala na nang tuluyan ang bagyo at ngayon, heto nanaman ang araw. kaya nauuso ang sakit dahil sa hindi balanse ang panahon. mainit sa araw tapos malamig sa gabi. mabuti sana kung mga matatanda lang ang nagkakasakit pero hindi maiiwansang magkasakit din ang mga bata. yan panaman ang iniiwasan ko dahil uso ang pneumonia sa ganitong panahon. konting sipon o ubo, gamot agad.

malapit na nga ang summer. bakasyon sa karamihan pero sakin ay umpisa palang ng pasukan. ako'y muling mag-aaral. MA in Education, Major in Educational Technology. gandang pakinggan pero ito ay ang magandang pangalan para sa home economics. hehehe. tapos ako'y kukuha ng lisensya para sa mga guro.

ito ay panghabang-buhay na pag-aaral dahil balak kong magturo sa la salle greenhills at kung pagpapalain e mag-aaral ako ulit ng MA in Culinary Arts dahil ito ang aking pangarap noon pa.

daming pangarap noh? pinagisipan ko talaga yang mga planong iyan. inisa-isa ko ang aking mga binabalak sa mga taon na darating. kaya kapag dumating na ang takdang oras na si batchi ay mag-aaral na, makakayanan na namin ang magandang eskwelahan para sa kanya at maaari ko na rin tulungan ang aking asawa sa pagpopondo para sa aming bahay at lupa. at kung suswertehin pa lalo, kami ay mamamalagi na sa ibang bansa at dun na kami uunlad.

kay daming plano para kinabukasan ng aking pamilya at masaya akong ipahayag na araw araw kong iniisip iyon dahil yun ang basehan ng aming pagunlad.

hindi sa ako ay isang superstitious na tao pero hindi ko maiwasang basahin ang aking chinese horoscope. nakaraan na ang aking taon (year of the rooster) at para ngayong taon, hindi pabor sakin ito. nakasaad sa basahing iyon ay ang itong taon na ito ay puro paghihirap sakin at ganon din saking asawa. hindi ko ipinagkakaila na ito ang aking kinatatakutan pero ito rin ang aking pinaka-aantay dahil ang mga pagsusubok na ito ay ang aming haharapin para magtagumpay kami sa aming buhay. naks! hehehe...

o sha, hanggang dito nalang muna ako dahil naka-abang na aking gahamang kapatid sa computer. hehe.. joke... ciao!

this one's for the ladies... Men, read if you think you can handle :p (joke)

2006-01-27T19:41:00.000+08:00

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

A PRAYER....

ï¿½

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!,

puma-pangalawa

2006-01-24T09:39:00.000+08:00

i dunno what's up with the dsl these past few days, but i cannot seem to access my blog in blogdrive. i observed that whenever the bill arrives, i cannot access it. but when my sister and i tried visiting my blog from another computer and server, we could access it. this "crisis" that i am encountering right now is also being encountered by a friend, who lives far from me. biro mo parañaque sya at antipolo ako. tama ba yon? i just talked to the dsl man and he said that he'll see if there's really something that's "blocking" the line. baka nga they're limiting the damn internet because of the unpaid bill! lech... kakainis!

so, for the meantime, dito muna ako until... tumino ang connection. pero, i'll be still continuing the blogdrive and so will blogger.

CIAO!

crazy...sexy...cute...

perfect balance

self love

looks familiar

keanna on Pinoy Big Brother

birthday dinner

salespeople... kwentong totoo

games

caught red-handed

phone shots2

valentine song

gusto ko na mag work!

phone shots

thank you!!!

home

missing daddy

growing up

chinese astrology

just a thought...

videos

grateful

malawakang pag-iisip

this one's for the ladies... Men, read if you think you can handle :p (joke)

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

A PRAYER....

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Q: Why do little boys whine?A: They are practicing to be men.

puma-pangalawa

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.